Anthony DeMartino
By Giada LazyBastard ( http://www.facebook.com/giada.zambrelli ) from Parma, Italy
yes
so i made this thing about bomb the music industry! a.k.a the best band a.k.a. my favorite band everyone go read it or something
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Why do people like Gloria Steinem?
I actually just want to be Bert

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
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| guys: | uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying |
| guys: | ew fat chicks |
| guys: | why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying |
| guys: | ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol |
| guys: | why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it |
| guys: | oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying? |
| guys: | haha girls suck at math/science/sports |
| guys: | a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that stuffs not gonna get you a husband |
| guys: | why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it |
| guys: | oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries? |
The article “A Primer on What Sex Does (And Doesn’t) Do to Your Vagina and Butthole” is spot-on. This myth of looseness/tightness only serves to slut shame folks with vaginae and buttholes and police their sexual practices.
Also they cite Tristan Taormino.
http://www.inglotcosmetics.com/nails/products/141
this retailer sells a halal nail polish. this allows for oxygen and water to go through the nail, which makes it acceptable to wear during prayer. spread the word.
“Being a relatively modern creation, nail polish remains obviously unaddressed by early Islamic sources. But the general consensus in the Islamic community is that praying with nail polish is impermissible because of the waterproof barrier it creates on nails, which prevents the wudu ritual from being completed five times a day.” (source)
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ourtimeorg:
“Kids these days…”
(Thanks to Elspeth Reeve & The Atlantic Wire for a century of magazine covers: http://bit.ly/15Tta9s)
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Nineteen-year-old Tarikuwa Lemma is a survivor, of an international adoption scandal. When she was 13, she was effectively sold from her native Ethiopia to an American family. The corrupt “adoption agency” convinced her father, who was a widow, that Tarikuwa and her younger sisters were headed to the U.S. as part of an educational exchange program, and that they would return home every summer and on holiday breaks. Little did he know, his daughters had been placed with adoptive couples in the U.S., never to return. Tarikuwa’s name was changed against her will, and she was forbidden by her American “family” from speaking her native language. The issue of transnational adoption, its evangelical Christian component, and the exploitation of communities that sometimes results, is the subject of the book, The Child Catchers: Rescue, Trafficking and the New Gospel of Adoption by Kathryn Joyce, who appeared, along with Tarikuwa, on last Sunday’s “Melissa Harris Perry” show on MSNBC. Below is Tarikuwa’s satirical look at the “rescue” of children from her home country, to “better lives” in America.
Stop ‘Rescuing’ African Children Through Corrupt Adoptions
Tarikuwa Lemma appearing on Melissa Harris Perry Show April 28, 2013.
From The Grio — Nineteen-year…
Doesn’t seem to matter the background of the child, the methods of colonialism and assimilation haven’t changed.
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